I'm so glad that you're finally here.
My name is Britt. I like having long conversations with kind people, education, hugs, and the feel of laundry that's just been taken out of the dryer.
Enjoy your stay.
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God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are moral punishments and then we get all shocked when they don’t practice rational risk management of biological conditions. We teach them “sex is super desirable and all the cool kids do it, and it’s hideously shameful and will destroy your life” and we wonder why they act an eensy bit neurotic about it. If you tried to design a system for making sexually active kids confused and unsafe, you couldn’t do much better than the American media and school system.
And for once, the answer is relatively simple. Just talk about sex like it’s a part of life. Some people have sex and some people don’t, because people are different. STIs aren’t bad because they’re Dirty Crotch Rot; they’re bad because they’re contagious illnesses like strep throat or whooping cough, and you can ask a doctor to check for and treat them just like you would with strep throat. Unwanted pregnancy isn’t a scarlet A; it’s a mostly-preventable accident that sometimes occurs when people are going about their normal business of having sex. You can ask the school counselor about a variety of topics, including career planning, problems at home, questions about sex, or conflicts with teachers.
If we could just get the goddamn stick out of our collective ass and accept that sex is a human activity and teenagers are humans, maybe there wouldn’t be quite so many plaintive “I don’t understand my body and I’m confused and scared and I don’t know anyone I can ask in person” messages flying out into the world.
”The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)
*runs up to newborn baby* ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
*pulls you into a dark alley* hey kid you want to talk about 2005 pete wentz and mikey way
Every river in the United States. (via Kotke.org)
This makes it look like we don’t even have any land.
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.
Minimalist poster design for Titanic (1997)
friendly reminder that this is me before tumblr
and this is me after tumblr
do you see what it does to you
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I got gay.
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after tumblr…
I may have caught the gay too….
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I caught it too..
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Welp.
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My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now
